Bogstanded

Someone who is not only useless but also stupid and smells horrible

Tim is a Bogstanded mank of a web designer

by DumpyBrown July 25, 2007

Bogsh

portuguese for marijuana

"Ehh, you got and bogsh?"

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (: October 4, 2009

bogserve

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.

After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

Bogshite

Green slimey animal shite from a bog or marshland, usually cow or horse.

She ran after her little pony and sank in the bogshite.
After a few hours of rain the bogshite was thick and slimey.

by funkybully August 16, 2012

bogsnot

Bogsnot is the mucous barrier which resides in the colon, which makes pushing out that collosal duece a smoother, safer event. Even though starfish lube is an essential part of the digestive system, to call someone bogsnot is to not put them on a high enough pedestal to be called an actual filthy grogan.

"I left my shoes on the porch and now the junkie next door is wearing one like a condom"

"Never mind him, it's a tough life being bogsnot".

by Georgiatron July 4, 2015

Bogstache

When one has a mustache and goes down on a woman, eating her out until her body expresses her satisfaction of your efforts by excitedly releasing her lady jizz onto your mustache.

"Dude! I just tasted Some chick I met at a party and we fucked and I ate her until she squirted on my face), I've got bogstache man!

by CuntasuarusRex March 18, 2016

Bogswatch

A random word to be used as entertainment in an enrivonment such as a classroom to provide a distraction, with no real meaning.

“Oi sir, I think I left my BOGSWATCH in my last class, may I retrieve it?” *Cough* “BOGSWATCH” **Cough**Cough**

by hsirapnai December 27, 2018