Blum

A mixture of blood, cum and oyster poop. Commonly found in still swamp waters.

Kamron was eating a bowl of cereal out on the dock while practicing his pirouette when suddenly he tripped over a hermit crab, sliced his forearm, and spewed blum into Tommy’s mouth.

by Ppgang official July 23, 2023

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to a statement that is not in line with your personal beliefs.

She has a blum face for any harsh truth.

by @rk October 19, 2021

Blum

Expressing a great deal of disapproval or disagreement to something that is not in line with your personal beliefs

After loosing the argument, she put her blum face on.

by @rk October 22, 2020

pull a blum

to foolishly rekindle a relationship that was sufficiently dead and done

"Ricky just got back with Sarah, even though after their first round it was clear that they had nothing in common other than a lust for sex"

"No way, I didn't think he would pull a blum!"

by ATLAN July 22, 2012

Blummed Out

When you are have spent too much time with someone you care about or love and need a break in order to recharge and prevent damage to the relationship with said individual.

I was so blummed out after that 5 hour car ride with Brian.

by Bigpoppasexy May 15, 2022

Taylor Blum

Taylor Blum is a very hot and smart person who is loyal and is an amazing wife to Aiden Lollis

Damn Taylor Blum is hot

by TickleDaPickle69 April 21, 2024

Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 15, 2021