Golden Blum

The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.

These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.

by Pseudonym Brian February 16, 2021

Blummed Out

When you are have spent too much time with someone you care about or love and need a break in order to recharge and prevent damage to the relationship with said individual.

I was so blummed out after that 5 hour car ride with Brian.

by Bigpoppasexy May 15, 2022

blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum

that blum job sucked me

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

Taylor Blum

Taylor Blum is a very hot and smart person who is loyal and is an amazing wife to Aiden Lollis

Damn Taylor Blum is hot

by TickleDaPickle69 April 22, 2024

Blum, Mackenzie

fat gremlin version of a person with no abbillty to move their legs because they are really big

Blum, Mackenzie is a big goblin

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022

blummed

The act of hurdling and leaving ball and or ass residue on the helmet or head of an opposing player in the NFL or bedroom

I just blummed on that players face

OR

I just blummed on Jeff's face

by blummer2900 February 18, 2014

Blummed

The act of taking a bitch out multiple times and continuing to get none.

I took this broad out for a third date and got blummed. Ended up in my bed alone with a chicken sandwich.

by Caesar the champ October 03, 2015