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blufkin

A blufkin is when your girlfriend tells your she is going to give you a blumpkin and you go in the bathroom and start taking a shit and she runs in and steals the toilet paper.
My girlfriend pulled a serious blufkin on me last night and now my ass is raw as hell.
by paganopolas September 11, 2009
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buffin' the muffin

I caught Laurel buffin' the muffin in the washroom today! It was nasty!
by Jyynx September 20, 2008
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Buffing blue

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Buffin' the Muffin

Laurel is always at home, buffin' the muffin after work.
by Jyynx September 21, 2008
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Muffin Buffin

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 15, 2009
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Bouffin

When something is overly grim, disgusting, inedible or ugly. Most often used in the past tense when referring to a bad experience.
That cheeseburger was fucking bouffin man.
by Rabster December 14, 2013
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Dry Buffing

Dry Buffing is a method of male masturbation that employs the use of a Dremel tool with a soft buffing attachment, polishing pad or brush. The goal of Dry Buffing is to stimulate the the male member with the Dremel tool and spinning the buffing pad for stimulation until the individual reaches an orgasmic state. The individual finishes off by ejaculating and letting the semen run down the shaft leaving the cock in a shiny, glossy state.
Steven purchased a new Dremel tool set at the local Home Depot. Although he purchased the set to peform some minor home repairs, he found himself in the garage using his new found hardware to do a little Dry Buffing. Steven got himself off several times before proceeding with the actual repairs inside the house.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2014
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