blowjobalicious 

When you love a man so much giving him a blowjob gets you off. His cum taste like bubblelicious bubble gum. It's the bubble gum cum. Almost as good as the Great Grape Pecker.

p1: I'm sorry I couldn't stop sucking it was so blowjobalicious
p2: You are amazing
p1: Wanna do that again
p2: H%^ Yeah

blowjobalicious by blowjoblover February 4, 2010

post-blowjob orgasm chill time 

The expected amount of time to just lay around and chill after receiving an orgasm.

We'll bake cookies later Trisha, right now let me have my post-blowjob orgasm chill time.

post-blowjob orgasm chill time by jesustitz December 22, 2010

blowjob culture

a workplace culture in which once a mistake is made that affects a customer, subsequent mistakes will have to be fixed immediately with top priority by management, causing employees to have to drop their current tasks with the intention of pleasing the affected customer excessively

Person #1: "Ugh, my boss is making me work overtime to fix these unimportant things just to keep the customer happy"
Person #2: "Dang, this place has such a blowjob culture!"

blowjob culture by kawaiineko1337 July 7, 2023

Halloween blowjob

When a partner places a piece of cloth (preferably a white blanket) over themselves and the erect penis of a male and proceeds to perform fellatio while making ghost noises.

Alex- I love getting Halloween blowjobs from my girl.
Sean- I know, the ghost noises really help me get off.

Halloween blowjob by LitSquad November 2, 2016

The peanut butter blowjob 

Picture this: PEANUT BUTTER BLOWJOB. You start out, taking a nice glob of peanut butter, (jiffy, with extra peanut chunks) and massage all over the penis. This gives a tingly feeling to the penis and warms up the blowjob that he is about to experience. As he moans in delight, shove some penis filled peanut butter in his mouth. Then, while ur mouth waters because of ur absolute love of peanut butter, begin to lick and suck the peanut butter off his dick. When he cums, u wont even be able to realize the disgusting taste of it since you’re so caught up in the delicious penis butter. And there ya go, a peanut butter blowjob Extra plus if he’s allergic! You can murder him physically AND mentally in absolute delight. He will start breathing really quickly and u think he’s having an orgasm; however, he is dying. You don’t know which is which: dying, or orgasming, because both looks and sounds so similar. You just have to wait and see.

Drew: bruh this hot guy asked me to give him a bj but I really dont want to
Emily: have u ever tried the peanut butter blowjob??? they taste sooo good
Drew: omg thanks em ill try it out!

The peanut butter blowjob by tinkerbelle555 June 19, 2019

Does that come with a blowjob? 

One's reaction to an over-priced product.

Store Clerk:Your new starter is gonna be $512.67 +Tax.

Customer: Wow, thats expensive! Does that come with a blowjob?

Does that come with a blowjob? by bustasesh June 12, 2010

sloppy blowjob 

When a blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva.

"shit lads, i had this amazing sloppy blowjob last night, there was buckets of spit involved"

sloppy blowjob by hipityhopity October 5, 2013