An elephant with blond hair. Usually found in scuffed russian (eastern european) countries. Able to speak human languages although usually not understandable due to scuffed russian accent.
by Wmbd July 1, 2019
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Get the Blondie mug.A DOG that is amazing and cuddly and never gets on your bad side dogs named Blondie are one of the best things you can have in your life they help you when you get sad or lonely and do funny things even though they are a dog dogs named Blondie are independent but still need someone to be with them they are smart dogs and learn quickly even if you don't notice. Saver every single moment with your dog Blondie
by Saucyy_facts June 2, 2019
Get the Blondie mug.I was like "Why does Ricky need to bleach his bum at all, he's such a blonde dude?" Then he told me he's a blondie brownie.
by RickySStuntDouble May 21, 2017
Get the Blondie Brownie mug.A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.
Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
by Daonly1 January 22, 2018
Get the Blondie mug.A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.
by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020
Get the Blondie nonce mug.Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.
by teetersworld March 8, 2023
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