An elephant with blond hair. Usually found in scuffed russian (eastern european) countries. Able to speak human languages although usually not understandable due to scuffed russian accent.
by Wmbd July 1, 2019
by AzRev March 15, 2022
by Kmanisles February 6, 2022
This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021
(blondie Locks) consists of someone that continuosly has blonde moments. IE. The girl constantly does the same stupid thing repeatedly, gets referred to as "Blondie Locks"
by Shakti1225 May 24, 2010
Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.
by teetersworld March 8, 2023
A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.
Your such a jake. Blondie nonce
by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020