I was like "Why does Ricky need to bleach his bum at all, he's such a blonde dude?" Then he told me he's a blondie brownie.
by RickySStuntDouble May 22, 2017
An elephant with blond hair. Usually found in scuffed russian (eastern european) countries. Able to speak human languages although usually not understandable due to scuffed russian accent.
by Wmbd July 01, 2019
by rb133 June 19, 2021
A DOG that is amazing and cuddly and never gets on your bad side dogs named Blondie are one of the best things you can have in your life they help you when you get sad or lonely and do funny things even though they are a dog dogs named Blondie are independent but still need someone to be with them they are smart dogs and learn quickly even if you don't notice. Saver every single moment with your dog Blondie
by Saucyy_facts June 03, 2019
by blondie4life13 March 15, 2023
you: what is the next album taylors re-recording?
me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs”
me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs”
by taylorswiftis August 01, 2021
A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.
Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
by Daonly1 January 22, 2018