This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021
Get the short barrel blondiemug. the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.
“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”
“Pardon?”
“You’re such a bittersweet person.”
*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb
“Pardon?”
“You’re such a bittersweet person.”
*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb
by bellamalfoyuh December 11, 2020
Get the blondie lemon boymug. you: what is the next album taylors re-recording?
me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs”
me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs”
by taylorswiftis August 1, 2021
Get the blondiemug. by AzRev March 15, 2022
Get the Blondie Bannedmug. by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019
Get the Blondiemug. Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.
by anonymous May 17, 2022
Get the Blondie™️mug. by rb133 June 19, 2021
Get the blondie quandiemug.