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short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021
mugGet the short barrel blondiemug.

blondie lemon boy

the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.
“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”

“Pardon?”

“You’re such a bittersweet person.”

*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb
by bellamalfoyuh December 11, 2020
mugGet the blondie lemon boymug.

blondie

the nickname swifties give taylor swift when she makes them mad or wont tell them stuff
you: what is the next album taylors re-recording?
me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs
by taylorswiftis August 1, 2021
mugGet the blondiemug.

Blondie Banned

The act of Blondie being banned from dating unless AZ or 4k tries him out first!!
Blondie banned from dating unless her brothers screen him!
by AzRev March 15, 2022
mugGet the Blondie Bannedmug.

Blondie

Usually good looking people with blond hair that normally die first in a horror movie.
"Hey my hair is blond!"
"That means you're a blondie."
by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019
mugGet the Blondiemug.

Blondie™️

Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.
“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”
by anonymous May 17, 2022
mugGet the Blondie™️mug.

blondie quandie

what you would call someone that looks blonder than usual
Wow Zoe, you look like a blondie quandie right now.
by rb133 June 19, 2021
mugGet the blondie quandiemug.

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