Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.

Your such a jake. Blondie nonce

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

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Blondie Banned

The act of Blondie being banned from dating unless AZ or 4k tries him out first!!

Blondie banned from dating unless her brothers screen him!

by AzRev March 15, 2022

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Blondie™️

Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.

“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”

by anonymous May 17, 2022

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Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.

Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!

by teetersworld March 8, 2023

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blondie quandie

what you would call someone that looks blonder than usual

Wow Zoe, you look like a blondie quandie right now.

by rb133 June 19, 2021

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short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

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Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021

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