cock blocker

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.

omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009

Taco Blocked

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008

Cockblock-Blocker

A very useful person who blocks any would-be cockblockers.

Brian was forced to find a cockblock-blocker to ensure his chance of getting some action.

by Chai Done October 18, 2009

beaver blocker

the female version of a cup worn in ice hockey. It is flat and slightly curved.

If I don't wear my beaver blocker, I may get a puck to the vagina!

by GCFalcon10 February 26, 2010

pot blocker

Someone who stops a friend from smoking some ganja for any reason except for the police being in the general area.

Joe: "Yo you wanna go smoke?" Bob:"hells yea!" Rob:"Bro you cant you'll regret it" Joe and Bob: "Rob stop being a pot blocker"

by foxinator March 14, 2010

Party-Blocked

Party-Blocked - when the party you have been planning gets overshadowed by another more awesome party. As a result, your party or rager has now become a small gathering or a night alone.

Party-Block - the act of blocking parties.

Me: "Party at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard!!"
Rival Party Host: "Bigger Rager at my house!"
Everyone: "Heard, TWO TIMES!"
Me: "Shit, I got party-blocked."

by isaacz August 21, 2010