california barking spider

Elusive Recluse spider, never seen, can be Identified by pungent odor and unique, low barking sound. The main diet of these spiders are assholes. They are known to hang around dark and moist places.

Yo, what was that?

Dunno, maybe a california barking spider in the garden

by John bobby November 14, 2006

Barking up

To run one's mouth loudly about nothing. Very similar to talking shit or bullshitting. Could be used playfully or aggressively.

Don't worry about Johnny , he just likes barking up.

I thought those two were going to fight. Just a lot of barking up.

by Underpound June 4, 2013

Blartin

To roam around the office without purpose wasting time, like a security guard or mall cop.

Q: Where's Paul? A: He's Blartin.

by Holacabron August 16, 2015

Barking Mad

(UK Usage) - Almost Insane, usually in a socially acceptable manner. Often used to describe the behaviour expected of some (rural) old money families and more a likable eccentricity than a true mental disfunction.

By god, their all barking mad, colonel!... See if they'd like to come for supper next week when we have the Hybrid-Smyths over. I think they'll all get on famously.

by lisa_urban May 19, 2008

Michigan Barking Spider

It's a "FART"

Before you fart. You tell the wife/girlfriend. Ya ever heard a "Michigan Barking Spider"? You go through the whole spiel on some get really big. 99% of people never seen them and they make a loud sound like....and make any kind of weird sound. Wait a few minutes and ya let one rip. Then yell out ....Oh my God. There is one in here someone where.

by Damage Goods January 6, 2012

barking

British slang for crazy, short for barking mad.

She wears a cilice? The woman is quite obviously barking.

by RedGecko September 6, 2010

Barking Bob

Like a cat lady, but for a man that collects dogs, especially from animal shelters.

Michael just adopted another dog! He is such a barking bob.

by jonesy2014 June 5, 2014