russian bird bath

When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.

Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.

by Daddy Kisses February 1, 2017

midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

by four on the floor September 21, 2011

Bird Bath

Quickly washing your armpits, crotch, face and neck in a sink atany various location. Can be performed at a coffee shoppe or a one night stand's crib after a long night at the club.

Dude 1: "She totally wants me but I have swass and have been sweating all night!"
Dude 2: "Give yourself a bird bath, man!"

by neoxp July 17, 2009

Mexican bird bath

When you quickly rinse yourself with water.

Jenna gave herself a Mexican bird bath from my water bottle during the festival weekend.

by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017

Kentucky Bird Bath

A childhood game where two or more participants take turns throwing up into each other’s mouths.

Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.

by Bungo Baggins April 23, 2018

Michigan Bird Bath

When a female is eating her supper, and her male partner approaches unexpectedly from behind and gives her the butt sex.

Bob the parakeet must have found out he was a man tonight. Rosie went to the food bowl to eat and Bob pile drove her in the ass. My man was going to town on her. I never seen that before. I think he pulled A Michigan bird bath on her.

by Thrdbagger December 20, 2021

Ohio County Bird Bath

A sexual act where a female lays on her back with her mouth open. The male in the situation then pours Mountain Dew in the females mouth and places his testicles in said females mouth.

Man1: how did it go with that chick from Switzerland county the other night? Ya smash bud?!
Man2: Mannnn, she was dumb as shit but let me pull a Ohio County Bird Bath!!!

by Bigdaddyfatsack420 March 26, 2019