The Jeff Bezos

When an intoxicated individual losses the ability to regulate their eyes in a uniform manner.

"Wow, Tom really had The Jeff Bezos going on last night"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Jeff bezos

Jeff bezos aka the richest man in the world owns amazon and has around 500 billion dollars

Friend:1 who is jeff bezos?
Friend:2 the richest man in america

by Dababy sitter November 27, 2020

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by janett doe April 21, 2022

Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos

Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible

Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.

by Joofus August 18, 2021

Jess Bezos

Richer than Jeff Bezos, no doubt!

Jess Bezos is in town!

by Allzza August 20, 2021