Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.

He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.

by caughtjesta October 5, 2021

Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.

They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.

by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021

Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible

Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.

by Joofus August 18, 2021

Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility

What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).

by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021

Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.

Johng bezos is my IQ friend

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 7, 2023

Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.

I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.

by 1998F150 September 16, 2021

jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023