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Weeb bender

A person who uses the power of god and anime to bend reality to weebs
The Catboy is the one true weeb bender
by CatboysSupremacy December 28, 2021
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whisker bender

An extended drinking binge that lasts long enough for the male participant to grow noticeable facial stubble.

*The phrase was originally coined by Brian Henneman of the alt-country band “The Bottle Rockets”.
I went on a whisker bender that lasted for two days straight and I woke up in a puddle of my own vomit.
by Supernaut2 March 10, 2009
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Bender

A term commonly used to describe a period of time (preferably more than 24 hours) spent escaping life's harsh realities (marriage, work etc) Consumption of alcohol and drugs is a must. Anything goes.
"Any idea why Tim isn't at his desk?"
"I think he's still on a bender from the weekend, why?"
"His wife is looking for him..."
"Deary me!"
by OB August 24, 2005
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The Last Air Bender

1) The last blast of air to emite from one's ass.
2) M. Night.Shyamalan's last blast of ass in the audiences face.
I am sorry about sending out the last air bender of the night, but I ate tacos
by pogue2012 July 6, 2010
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Bilderbitch

A politician, often of a homosexual persuasion, who is granted political power disproportionate to his/her qualifications in order to execute the Bilderberg Group's world domination agenda.

A bilderbitch can attend Bilderberg meetings, but is not considered a full 'member' due to a lack of significant personal wealth, gold bullion, Queendom's, media empires or international investment banks.

A bilderbitch is thus expendable and prone to being assassinated if they fall out of line.

Bilderbitches tend to be psychopaths as one of the main qualifying characteristics to be a successful bilderbitch is the ability to fake human emotion well enough to convince a retarded electorate that it is genuine emotion, yet feel nothing when destoying the lives of millions of human beings.

Not to be mistaken with bildertard, although both produce similar effects.

Well known Bilderbitches include:

Tony Blair
Baron Peter Mandelson of Foy and Hartlepool aka 'Mandy'
Rt Hon George Osborne MP
Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke MP
William Jefferson Blythe Clinton
Hilldog Clinton
JFK
Barack Obama
Herman Van Rompuy
Mandy: Hi sweetie, Its your proxy PM here calling for duty from my Blackberry, on a lilo in the swimming pool of the Rothschilds mansion on their private island in the med. Just listening to a bit of U2 while Reinaldo rubs some factor 30 into my burnt thighs. How the economy darling? Still fucked up?

Darling: Yes my Lord. Inflation has doubled since you inflated your lilo and the FTSE down to the lowest it's been since we invaded India.

Mandy: Jolly good darling. Txt me if we drop as low as the Lib Dems in the polls, but now Reinaldo and I are going to acquire a pedalo and paddle to Lesbos to donate some sperm. If it's a boy we get to keep it, which is nice.

Darling: It's not fair! Why did Gordon choose you to be acting PM and not me? I'm clearly much more qualified and reputable.....

Mandy: Darling, darling do shut up sweetheart! The Scottish mafia can only get you so far up the ladder. If you want to get to the top, you've got to be a bilderbitch, and hunny, you aint ever gonna be no bilderbitch like me.

Darling: Hmmm ok.

When you call me darling are you addressing me or are you flirting?

Mandy: Lol. Why do you care darling? Are you gay too?

Darling: You're a man?

Mandy: Why of course pumpkin, what on earth did you think?

Darling: Well I have trouble seeing anything clearly past my eyebrows so I always just assumed you're some sort of grotesque transvestite woman.

Mandy: Well that says a lot about why you're unfit to be a bilderbitch, you docile cunt!
by Jorvik Ubermensch January 21, 2010
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letter-bender

To fill time between jobs by furiously writing letters and sending out cv's.
I am trying to make my first feature film so am now on a crazy letter-bender trying to apply for every funding opportunity going.

I'm sure you'll get a good job by going on a letter bender.
by GIADA D. March 7, 2007
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John Bender

1. (Noun); A character in the 1985 movie, the Breakfast Club, categorized as 'the Criminal'.

2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.
1. Smoke up, Johnny!

2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!
by Marty J A December 20, 2006
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