letter-bender

To fill time between jobs by furiously writing letters and sending out cv's.

I am trying to make my first feature film so am now on a crazy letter-bender trying to apply for every funding opportunity going.

I'm sure you'll get a good job by going on a letter bender.

by GIADA D. March 7, 2007

John Bender

1. (Noun); A character in the 1985 movie, the Breakfast Club, categorized as 'the Criminal'.

2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.

1. Smoke up, Johnny!

2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!

by Marty J A December 20, 2006

Beiber Counter

a massive tool used to measure harmful radio activity. The more times it shows up on the dial, the more destructive the radiostation.

Did you hear that? The Beiber Counter just went off again. This radiostation is going to melt our minds! Quick Change the Channel!!

by naddanadda June 14, 2010

beoderant

Homeless-shower-in-a-can, another name for deoderant that is designed to prevent B.O. (Body Odour), hence B-Oderant

"James, get some fucking beoderant you filthy crunt!"

by WingNut September 5, 2003

bender

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.

1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

by AJ Barrow July 15, 2008

Beiber Bomb

When a girl is a perfect ten, she's beautiful, smart, has a nice body and curves in all the right places, but she drops the bomb and tells you she likes Justin Beiber. An honest let down for the now almost perfect woman.

Yeah man, I was talking to this fine ass girl in the club and then she dropped the beiber bomb. I dunno...maybe I should move on.

by SGleader February 20, 2011

Baidership

The laws that must imply, when you become a baider

Im now a Don, i must now read the laws of baidership

by BOOMA KING November 7, 2011