beehiven

1.stupid
2.crazy
3.used in everyday language for no apparent reason

1.Drew was being a beehiven so i slapped him.
2.I'm having a beehiven day.
3.You're a beehiven.

by Devin and Lauren October 27, 2003

beathoven

Beethoven’s younger and more violent brother, who makes sick beats but not it the way you think.

Beethoven: I may not be able to hear but god dayum I make my shit on point
Beathoven: *beats the ever living fuck out of Beethoven, despite being deaf*

by Mr. Suitsland May 24, 2022

Beethovens

noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.

terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.

by stephen q September 6, 2009

beethovening

The act of masturbating with keys from a piano or using smaller toy type keyboards as a sex toy.

I caught her beethovening with her little brothers toy casio.

by MozartsLeftNut January 14, 2011

Beetoven

An incorrect spelling of the surname of German composer Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827), without the h.

Every time I search "Beetoven," it redirects me to "Ludwig van Beethoven." Or I can click to restrict my results so that it displays "Beetoven."

by Jaskaran van Beethoven August 12, 2021

Behoven

Thinking very intelligently

I'm behoven right now.

by OnlyLighterX April 1, 2023

BeetBROven

Replacement for Brozart. Better alternative to all the alternatives to Bro. BeetBROven is very versatile, use in all conditions.

Slightly more lengthy than some other words, however that adds to the legitimate aura.

Bill: Hey Brozart!

Alex: We don’t say that around here. Here, we say BeetBROven.

Bill: What a cool word! Who invented it?

Alex: Some epic, awesome, super cool guy.

Bill: Anyway, see you bro! I mean, see you BeetBROven!

by ergriffenheit December 26, 2025