A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.
Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!
Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!
Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
by Spider-man 3 November 8, 2007
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by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021
Get the beardsen mug.Barley is a wheat-like plant which is very common for its uses as a cereal. There is a Pearled Barley too, which is another variation of the same plant or the refined barley. "Bearded barley" may be just a mistake in the transcription of the lyrics in the song "Kiss me" by Sixpence none the richer from Pearled to Bearded barley, yet if it is indeed Bearded Barley it refers to a wheat-like plant which has overgrown and its ready for harvest, allowing a couple to take some comfort behind the bush.
-They went to kiss behind the bearded barley in the garden of the old manor.
-My barley is bearded! i should harvest soon
-My barley is bearded! i should harvest soon
by anice_dude July 26, 2019
Get the Bearded Barley mug.Brown bears that use automatic firearms. Extremely dangerous.
They are known for being more dangerous and powerful than the "Bear Cavalry", and their service to hostages rescue.
They are known for being more dangerous and powerful than the "Bear Cavalry", and their service to hostages rescue.
Richard: We're being defeated!
William: Keep shooting! Don't let them catch us!
Richard: Wait! What's that in the distance!?
William: It's a Bears with Guns platoon! We're saved!
William: Keep shooting! Don't let them catch us!
Richard: Wait! What's that in the distance!?
William: It's a Bears with Guns platoon! We're saved!
by Urik March 26, 2008
Get the Bears With Guns mug.An utterance to be heard when one experiences a situation that is the epitome of hairy horrid. Should one ever find oneself in such a situation, one may be said to have been visited by the Bears Grimmington.
The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.
The collective noun varies between a Smack of Grimmington Bears and a Creep of Grimmington Bears, dependent upon the suddenness of the horrid occuring.
Example 1;
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"
Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"
Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"
Person 1: "You seen what time it is???"
Person 2: "Yea its like 4AM, we've been gaming for hours"
Person 1: "Oh Grimmington Bears"
Person 2: "Lolwut"
Example 2;
Person 1: "Did you just see me stack that 360 just now?"
Person 2: "Yea, looked like you were visited by a smack of Grimmington Bears"
Example 3;
Person 1: "Dude, I had such a good wet dream about your sister last night."
Person 2: "That's just sick, you really need to see a specialist"
Person 1: "Yea, when I woke up though, I whole creap of Grimmington Bears were huddled around the foot of my bed"
by Ewok500 September 23, 2010
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