boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 20, 2005

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beach my whale

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

by dancinglimes April 15, 2007

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Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.

by Iodine April 05, 2004

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"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

by Amishflap December 07, 2011

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The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

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A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 11, 2022

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Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight September 15, 2008

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