bratwash

The paradigm shift from using beer as a means to wash your throat to the use of washing your bratwurst.

"Grab that bottle of bratwash and bring it here."
"But, this is a beer..."
"That's what we do with beer, eh? We wash down our brat, eh?" - bratwurst pages

by Bingle von Bumple June 20, 2006

Batwing

when you stretch out your ballsack like paper, then get another man to inadvertently look at it. This is followed by the ballsack exposer calling the looker gay and kicking him in the ass twice.

Guy1: Dammit! my ass hurts like shit now!

Guy2: Well then you shouldn't have look at my batwing, Fag!

by george133 August 1, 2010

batwing

when you get real sweaty and your ball sack sticks to your legs and you spread them.

yo i just got done bangin' moniqua and i got so sweaty i had a batwing.

by Brett September 5, 2004

bratwurst

A German sausage typically the same length as a mid-European penis (5.3") and slightly larger in diameter. Not to be mistaken for the 6-1/2" Irish Sausage which is also much thicker at the base and does not taper much (see chode or choate)

Being of both Irish and German decent, I have the best of both worlds; a long and thick schlong, plus I'm attractive to large breasted Germanic women.

by Junior January 5, 2004

boatwright

A guy with long, curly hair. He's got a nice bod, and a dick hanging down to his knees. Don't wanna be at urinal beside him, he takes up three.

"Man, that guy looks like he would be a Boatwright"
"No, only one person can hold the title of Boatwright"

by Hoagie bank March 28, 2016

Bouncing the Bratwurst

Taking ones phallus, or male genitallia and continuing to rub and or stroke, with ones hand or manus in latin, until reaching the point of orgasm or ejaculation which is when the liquid known as Spermatozoa explodes from the head of the said urethra
This is a derogitory term others such as beating the meat are often prevalent

Chris took Will's Bratwurst and proceeded to bounce it vigorously, until Will reached a state of PHHHING it all over Chris (PHHHING is shooting it). Bouncing the Bratwurst

by Piglett and Frisbee May 30, 2006

batwalk

Batwalk- Verb. - A wide legged stance used while walking, in an effort to remove the sweaty scrotum from the sides of the legs. Usually results in a peeling noise, followed by immediate, and cool relief.

Guy 1-Dude! It's so hot out, my balls are sweating like crazy!
Guy 2- Do the batwalk then. It's all the rage in scrotum cooling technology

by Jon Allen February 12, 2007