Bantagonist

Excruciatingly dull human being with the power to suck the fun out of any conversation. Usually manifest in self-interested tossers.

Etymology:
-Banter: To have good, wholegrain chat which sets you up for the day like Readybrek.
-Antagonist: Competitor, opponent, rival.

It's a shame mate, Stacey's real hot but a complete bantagonist. Maybe I'll have better luck with her Mom.

by EddieFB November 17, 2006

Bantankerous

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.

Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!

by The Noceros February 20, 2010

Banaenae

A great word that is the definition for a true cool person

I (the person writing this) am a true banaenae

by The coolest of people September 21, 2022

bamtard

Someone who is freakishly obsessed with Bam Margera. Most commonly found on the BMMB.

A bamtard would say: OMG I luv the bamagram, it's soooo kewl! Bam's hottttt!!!!!11 Element rawks and so does Bam's band CKY!!!!!!!

by MorbidFreddie April 18, 2004

baktash

ALWAYS being right or correct, the opposite of wrong or incorrect. Also: infallible, indubitable, free of error, true, veritable

baktash!

by contentedp1g May 19, 2010

Banal

An adjective, describes something lacking in originality, obvious and boring.
Commonplace, unimaginative.

Anal with banana is banal.

by komaeda nagito February 25, 2014

Bantart

A piece of art that contains banter, wit, satire or sarcasm.

"Did you see that piece of bantart by Banksy with the racist pigeons?"
"Yeah, I reckon he was calling UKIP a bunch of racist pricks"

by polop91 March 31, 2015