bakersexual

A delusional Browns fan that is completely cucked by Baker Mayfield. No amount of him over throwing WRs or his wife attacking on social media can break the love these folks have of Baker.

The Bakersexuals are barking loud for the Browns to resign Baker.

by LBHinAvon February 4, 2022

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

Cake Bakes

“Cake Bakes” is referring to cannabis edibles.

-Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.

-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?

-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.

-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.

by Kikay August 26, 2019

baepsae

Baepsae, sometimes also heard as crow-tit or try-hard, is a korean word describing a person or people who really wants to make a fantastic and unrealistic image of him/her, ignoring their real personality which is mostly shitty

There isn't really an example for baepsae

by BTS4ever June 5, 2017

bakeshift

an extremely lame person who thinks that they are "in", but they are sadly mistaken

Person 1: Yo man, who's that kid who thinks he's invited to our party?
Person 2: I don't know, but he's such a bakeshift.

by Peter B. June 17, 2006

bakersfield boondocks

the south side of bakersfield, ca, just north of, sometimes including, rexland acres and greenfield.

lesss dip out to the bakersfield boondocks, the stockdale slums and the creek are hella lame.

by bonesisaddicted July 7, 2009

Bakersfield

a large city filled with people who have too much town pride for the disgusting shithole they live in. the air can give you lung fungus, and females cannot walk five feet down Union street without being accosted by fat, horny Mexicans in search of a good time. the population continues to grow because of the plentifulness of weed and meth, bringing in at least ten immagrant drug addicts from LA everyday. it's unbearably hot in the summer because this is, indeed, hell, and bitingly cold in the winter because Satan is cheap and never pays the heating bill so PG&E gets pissed and shuts off the heat. if you should ever have the misfortune of coming here, stay far away from Oildale unless you wish to have you nostrils assaulted by the scent of weed and taco meat.

Girl: Hey we're in Bakersfield
Boy: Shit..... I always knew I was going to hell

by istabyoudie May 1, 2011