BAF 

acronym of "bent as fuck" used as a complaint or protest to an annoying or bad situation

"fuck i just got detention!" "dude thats just baf"

BAF by sholto bonham thomas February 27, 2004

Baf 

A Baf is short for a "Best Ass Friend". Someone who is an ass, but you still love them to death. Ideally someone of the opposite sex. Adding the "ass" in there is also a way of saying you really love that person. Flirty.

"Hey Stella, nice haircut!"

"Thanks Baf!"

Baf by DestineeLane May 27, 2009

BAF 

1. adj. An acronym for "beat as fuck" (beat meaning ugly, almost too ugly to look at).

1. Dude all the girls in here are BAF

BAF by cheewawa December 5, 2009

baf 

To rudely smack your male sexual partner in the balls with your own dick.

guy 1 : I bafed jordyn last night

guy 2 : I bet that hurt.

baf by leaaaaaaa January 16, 2010

BAF 

*Broke As Fuck

The act of having no money because:

1. you dont gatta job

2. your a loser that still lives with his parents

3. you got parent that dont give a shit about you having money

4. when you ask your parents you need money they say "heres a free 'get a job card'

im dumb ass hungry.......but i cant eat because im BAF

Person 1: Is James going to the game this weekend?

Person 2: Fuck no that nigga is BAF he cant even afford water

BAF by ecallaw-t September 15, 2010

BAF 

Bae as fuck. When someone is so hot you literally cant. Or when someone comes through for you.

"did you see him in last night's game? Damn"

"Yeah, plus he gave me answers to our homework, he's BAF"

BAF by imakeyougizz September 7, 2014

baf 

Be a friend

Person1: Baf to me
person 2: Never

baf by gordie October 25, 2014