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ass licker

A redneck fucker from Jacksonville who sits in front of me in Math class and always kisses the teachers ass just so he can fuck her while her husbands out cheating on her with some man-whore.
That ass licker fucked our 84 year old History teacher last night...
by Anonymous May 7, 2004
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asslicketry

1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'
James thought he might get into honours with a bit of strategic asslicketry.
by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003
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asslick

my brother is an asskick , he has shit on his nose. mom likes him best
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asskicker

A culvert buried under a road that causes the rear end of a car to jump up in an unexpected and tooth jarring manner.

The problem is always worse in the times when frost is affecting road surfaces.

Small cars with low profile tires such as Honda's or Miata's react much more than a larger car or truck.
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by winter tour leader December 1, 2009
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Ashlicked

Adjective,
A male completely dominated by a member of the female species.
A man who doesn't make any decisions anymore.
Colloquially speaking a man who is completely and utterly under the thumb.
A man who does whatever his woman says.
i.e.
1. Come on it's only 9:30pm why are you going home, oh your ashlicked!

2. I'd love to be off to the country this weekend for a bit of vistory but unfortunately I'm Ashlicked and want to avoid any confrontation.
by MalS June 11, 2006
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ass licker

ass licker is a person or thing that licks any kind of ass hawt ugly hairy black u name it, when a person or thing is licking asses they also tend to to go inside the asshole n lick it right through
friend says to jay jay" i have some chocolate left over from the toilet want some"
jay jay says"yerr y not i guess its better den my mums digag"

in this case jay jay is the ass licker :)
by saharrx November 1, 2009
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synonym for butt kisser, usually refers to sleeping with the boss
James got promoted cause he's such an ass licker!
by the hott one June 4, 2005
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