When someone replies to something you say with “when did I ask” they are the definition of a flop Or alternatively a drop kick and cannot think of anything good to say so resort back to “when did I ask”
by Clapped76 April 28, 2020
Get the “When did I ask”mug. "When did I ask" is something a fucking 9 year old cunt that screams RussIa WiNS The War or ThE fUtUrE iS nEaR and averagly / daily plays fortnite for a living and shitting themselves. It is referred to as absolute fucking retarded word that rarely anyone uses and a person would use it to end a conversation leading to the person being hit with the word , to utterly be enraged and wanting to literally stone you to death.
Bsf: "Hey man , You wanna go out to eat with my girlfriend maybe invite yours?"
Cunt : "when?"
Bsf : " At-"
Cunt : "Nah when did I ask.
bsf : *insert image of a cannibal literally shredding a person to bits."
Cunt : "when?"
Bsf : " At-"
Cunt : "Nah when did I ask.
bsf : *insert image of a cannibal literally shredding a person to bits."
by RevoultionaryIdiot July 7, 2022
Get the When did I askmug. A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
Get the Ask me if I shiv a gitmug. Something someone usually says when they're about to ask you out or something else weird/(awesome if you like them too) like that.
Otherwise they are being lazy and are asking for a favor, it depends, if it's a text, be scared, if there having a conversation with you and you can see them or it's over the phone, your probably alight.
Otherwise they are being lazy and are asking for a favor, it depends, if it's a text, be scared, if there having a conversation with you and you can see them or it's over the phone, your probably alight.
guy: can i ask you something?
girl: sure...
guy: will you go out with me?
girl: let me think about it.
girl: sure...
guy: will you go out with me?
girl: let me think about it.
by awesomenessoftheboss May 1, 2014
Get the can I ask you something?mug. The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid
by CA3B20A3G October 1, 2007
Get the can i ask you a question?mug. That question which often precedes "are you gay?"
This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.
This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.
Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.
Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?
Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?
by 83rd element December 26, 2018
Get the Can I ask you something?mug. friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?
friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?
friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?
by theriddler123 November 15, 2022
Get the can i ask you a petromug.