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next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.
One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.
by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007
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Know-fuck-all

The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.
"You aced the test yet talk to me as though you failed, such a patronising little know-fuck-all."
by shitstained mattress September 16, 2020
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All out of fuck

A different take on 'all out of luck', but is specifically used when you have no simple means of having sex. This could be because you just broke up with a bf/gf, or perhaps a 'friend with benefits' dropped the benefits component.
Steve: So Jack, is your sex life good at the moment? Still getting some from that hot blonde? What about your ex?

Jack: Nah mate it's shit now.. the blonde got a boyfriend, Danii is overseas, and none of my other contacts are interested in a quick root right now.. Im all out of fuck!
by nightwalkerone April 2, 2010
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fuck all and nothing

A Better Way Of Telling Some One To Shut The Fuck Up.

Also, What Most People Know Anyways.
Person A: Hey You Wanna Know Something?
Person B: You Know What?
Person A: What?
Person B: You Know Tow Things.
Person A: What Are They?
Person B: Fuck All And Nothing.
by Jane-Lane July 3, 2008
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Square Root of Fuck-All

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."
by Alexandra July 28, 2004
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All kinds of fucked up

To get in or be in the state of a high, confusion or danger. As in getting fucked from all angles or directions.
1) "We hooked up some good shit and got all kinds of fucked up."

2) "She was the shit, after the date my heart and mind were all kinds of fucked up."

3) "Then the cops pulled us over and with what we had on us, we were all kinds of fucked up."
by Keoki March 14, 2005
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All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.
Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.
by quignugget July 5, 2010
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