Anteater 

When a girl has such a big nose that you call her an anteater.

"Look at Jessica Banner, she is such an anteater

Anteater by Artemis12345678910 August 12, 2009

Anteater 

The physical act of isolating ones testicles in one hand, and clasping ones penis in the other, and then simutaneously rotating them untill the testicles look like the eyes and and the penis looks like the nose of an anteater.

I totally showed this fat chick the anteater today.

Anteater by JazzyJeff77 July 13, 2009

Anteater 

A form of oral sex in which the man attempts to insert his tongue as far into her as possible and licks in an 'in-out' motion.

Jean Simmons' wife frequently requests him to Anteater

Anteater by DistractionFox May 21, 2013

antony the anteater 

A pet anteater featured on a show on animal planet called "Pet star". His claim to fame is that he attempted to climb a ladder to reach the baby food at the top of it. Unfortunately his time in the spot light was cut short, when he made it to the top of the ladder, passing up the food. When I think of someone who has failed to complete a task I would call them an antony the anteater.

"You are an antony the anteater!"
(You are a loser!)
antony the anteater=failure

"You won't ride that roller coaster your an antony the anteater!"
antony the anteater=coward

antony the anteater by Amanda Isaac April 30, 2006

Inverted Anteater 

The act of getting your dick sucked from the back side.

"Last night my girlfriend was licking my asshole and she totally gave me an inverted anteater"

Inverted Anteater by William Saggat April 2, 2008

Anteater 

When a man does pushups on a nude beach and each pushup he makes certain his wiener touches the sand much like an anteater.

After getting slightly aroused by the all the titties around him at the nude beach mike dropped to the ground and pulled an anteater.

Anteater by Bassman12748 May 20, 2017

Anteater 

An uncircumcised penis. Actually the actual tip of an uncircumcised dick.

Oh yeah he had an anteater. No way do you have an anteater? sorry all helmet here no anteater.

Anteater by Nopenny Nicolas April 23, 2018