Angry Video Game Nerd

A pissed-off, geeky video game enthusiast who hosts his own series of game reviews on YouTube, ScrewAttack.com and GameTrailers.com. Formerly known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he reviews some of the most godawful games ever made (usually games on the NES) in an over-the-top manner. He is known for his New Jersey accent, his heavy drinking (usually drinks Rolling Rock and Yuengling beer) and his filthy mouth. The Nerd uses ridiculous amounts of profanity in his videos, to the point where he makes up his own words ("fuckfarts", "fuckballs"), and sums up the games with phrases such as "What a shitload of fuck," or "It sucks monkey fuck!!!!!" Usually he also describes some horrific thing he would rather do than play the games, such as "drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus", in order to let the viewer know just how bad the game is. Some of the games/systems/accessories are destroyed in a comical manner (flushed down the toilet, stuck in the toaster, etc.) after he is done reviewing them. The series also sometimes has "special guests" such as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, Michael Myers and Leatherface, most of whom have the living shit beaten out of them by the Nerd. Some examples of games that the Nerd has reviewed are:

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I don't like it."

by OldeSchool January 6, 2008

Angry Fap

Going through an emotionally taxing day leaving one feeling hateful and mad. At the end of the day, having a masturbating session. Usually the content viewed during the fap involves fetish pron such as goth, latex, bondage, SM and other bizarre forms of pornography. The angry-fapper does not necessarily have to be an lover of these fetishes, but is driven to look at them because of his/her consternation and furiousness. Some angry-fappers choose to accompany their session with hardcore death/black/gothic metal.

OOOOHHH....Fucking Gianni stole my Dr. Pepper! I'm gonna home and angry fap to Dir en Grey.

by Silverant April 29, 2006

Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would

"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"

by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016

Angry Goose

To perform oral sex on someones ass. Also known as ass eating or a rim job. Word comes from what a goose hissing and sticking its tongue out at you when you get too close.

How did your date with Sally go? Good, i gave her the "angry goose".

by #wade August 1, 2018

Angry Celibate

A guy who does the Angry Pirate, Angry Moose, or any other mean sex act, then finds that he can no longer get laid.

Angry Celibate: "I gave her an Angry Pirate, and she told all her friends and now there's not a girl in town who'll fuck me!"

by Zoopy July 17, 2007

Angry Charizard

You are about to finish with a woman, you pull out, light her pubes on fire and yell "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

You and a woman are having sex, when right before you finish you pull out and light her pubes on fire and yell "you do not have enough badges to train me!" Thus creating the Angry Charizard.

by Tout January 17, 2012

Angry Birds Rash

(Aves malevolus) Two circular red spots, approx. two inches wide, commonly appearing just above the knees after prolonged visits to restrooms. In severe cases accompanied by numbness of the legs.

I just bumped into my boss outside the restroom with an angry birds rash that was so bad I could hardly walk.

by SkateLikeYouMeanIt November 13, 2011