Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.

detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 8, 2010

Most Perfect Girl Analysis

Now what can we take away from this conversation? We have learned that Sally is proven false a lot when she expresses her incorrect opinions such as "You're the cutest" or "I love you most". So silly. When clearly she is the cutest and I love her the most. Imagine smelling to that extent. Like SHEEEEESHHHHH. Another foundational theme in the conversation is that Sally is the most perfect girl. Not only is she the prettiest and hottest but also the funniest and smartest. Therefore she is the Most Perfect Girl and I am the luckiest that I get to date her <3. Another very important message that is portrayed throughout this dialogue is that Sally is the smelliest. Not only does she smell but she reeks. This does not matter though because nothing stands in the way of love. She still smells though. A lot. One time she caused a natural disaster spanning the length of the continental United States. This stench caused widespread famine as it caused entire states to lose their crops. Especially hard his was the Mid-West as a good majority of the states' incomes relies on their agriculture. With farming crippled, the farmers were forced to migrate and become nomads. Anyways back to the point, I am getting side tracked here. Point being, Sally is EXTREMELY smelly.

In conclusion, the most important theme in this conversation is that Sally is the most perfect because she just is and there is nothing anyone can do about it. So I must apologize to every other guy who is dating some girl because your girlfriend kinda sucks compared to Sally since she is the most perfect. But that is ok because Sally sets the bar at infinity at every standard which improves her perfectness (cuteness, intelligence, buffness, etc.) so there is still room to work with. Sally is the Most Perfect Girl.

Marco: Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Everyone: We agree Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Marco: Yo I get to date Sally?
Everyone: Yooooo you're so lucky she is so perfect
Marco: I love you Sally <3
Everyone: Thank you for this Most Perfect Girl Analysis!

by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021

Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS)

One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.

person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.

person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...

person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!

by raesayhey November 17, 2009

Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

by Nardzz May 25, 2017

emoji analysis

Watch South Park. It’s the key to getting to Mars, troll trace, and resetting the internet.

Emoji analysis is easily the best way to track a user’s ID online. Try it! Just ask Heidi.

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022

R.O.R. Analysis

Acronym for Return On Relationship Analysis. An evaluation of give-and-take in a relationship from an analytical perspective. Do you get more than we receive? Or do they take more than we give?

I just ran an R.O.R. Analysis in my head about this Layla I've been dating. And it just doesn't add up? I lick her lady parts like a popsicle on a hot summer day, buy dinner all the time, rub her back, say nice shit to her.

And fuck, I NEVA get my dick sucked, get little gifts, dinners, lunch or even a get taken to a stinkin' movie!

I think I'm gonna have to call it and dump her the R.O.R. says "You're an idiot if you stay with her."

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by The Fig September 6, 2016

Psychoarchaeoplaylistology Analysis

The study/use of an individual's or individuals' personal playlist in chronological order to uncover what psychological phenomena they were experiencing at the time they added/listened to the music.

Psychoarchaeoplaylistology Analysis revealed that Tera was going through a breakup in part due to the exorbitant amount of Marianna's Trench in her 2012 playlist.

by CabbageKid21 April 12, 2023