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Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.
I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.
by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018
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Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.
"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."
by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020
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Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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colds, allergies

colds, allergies
colds, allergies
by Debskelly1985 May 10, 2023
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Stay Allergy

This is a kind of allergy many Stays have. It includes symptoms of avoiding or hating the numbers 7 and 9.
A person with Stay Allergy shouted, "I don't wanna see the number 7. We're going straight for 8M and 10M next!"
by jejiho May 21, 2021
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Corn allergy

A made-up condition supposedly prohibiting a person from ingesting food products that contain corn.
I don't like the nachos that my friend makes, so I'll just tell him that I have a corn allergy.
by Gotcha66 November 9, 2023
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Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong
Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!
by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019
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