dick allergy

When a thot won't get with you because you do not have clout or money

Guy1: Bro that bitch won't get with me because I dont have money or clout

Guy2: Bro she got a dick allergy

by Droplet April 1, 2019

Allergying

The state of having allergies.

Man I hate spring, I'm Allergying everywhere

by Allerjesus April 26, 2019

Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong

Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!

by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019

allergy salute

The movement of arm, hand and fingers to wipe across a runny nose. Suggests symptoms of allergy or cold/flu.

My son was constantly doing the allergy salute so I took him to the doctor.

by yes juanito yes November 26, 2017

Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.

As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.

I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.

by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018

downing an allergy

to down and allergy is to drunkenly drink your friends semen unknowingly

“man i got so drunk at the party i downed an allergy” downing an allergy aka drinking someone’s nut

by confused antonym November 10, 2020