A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
Get the Alden's Climate Theorymug. A damn ass hat who has a shit eating grin. If you see an Alden just run for the woods you”ll thank me later because this guy is stalker material and will follow you around. He has a superiority complex and looks down on people because he thinks he is the best when in reality he is an scumbag who can’t keep his mouth shut.
by JortsLover34 May 22, 2022
Get the Aldenmug. Smart, short, but cute and loveable. He's usually dirty minded. Infront of the pc 24/7. A pro gamer. Pre ampangit mo
by isangpatatas May 16, 2022
Get the Aldenmug. by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020
Get the Aldenmug. A boy that is an angel. He loves and care for his family and friends no matter what... He may be quite yet he is still a fun guy!
by LOLGAMIN September 11, 2020
Get the Aldenmug. by Skimxsk March 23, 2021
Get the Aldenmug. the sweetest boy you will ever ever meet. hes very pretty and always listens and never ever judges you (unless its in a cute teasing way <33) and hes just overall a wonderful beautiful human being. if you know someone named alden dont ever be mean to them and take care of them and love them so so so so so much because theyre awesome i promise.
by moony 🌙 March 11, 2022
Get the aldenmug.