Awking

Deliberately pretending to be unfamiliar with an inside joke your friend tells with the intent of creating an awkward situation and/or making them look ridiculous.

Kevin: "Nooo you can have some milk tho!"

Juri: *silence*

Crowd: "Kevin. . . WTF?!"

Kevin: "Juri, stop awking me!"

Juri: *silence*

by BCC_Chillan May 25, 2010

aking

verb, action.
To hold open the nostrils of an attractive woman with a pair of forceps for the purpose of filing same with semen.

It costs extra to get a porn star to do the aking, most suffer permanent nostril damage from the excessive pressure.

by Harvey_birdman April 20, 2008

Asking Alexandria

Asking Alexandria is a band that was formed in '08 in the UK. Their first album "Stand Up and Scream" is probably one of the most bad ass albums ever. They also have an EP with Skidrow covers, remixes, and a preview of their newest album Reckless and Relentless. Their newest album Reckless and Relentless sucks. They tried too hard to sound different. So just stick to the first album, and maybe if they make a new album (I doubt it) it will be better than Reckless and Relentless. Oh, and don't go see them live. They are really shitty live because they like to do shows drunk, and that's lame and a waste of money.

Me- "Dude have you heard the new AA album?"
Tyler- "Yeah man it sucks ass!"
Me- "Yeah it does."
Tyler- "Asking Alexandria is getting to popular that's what everyone wants to talk about anymore, and they aren't that amazing."
Me- I know, but whatever man."

by Tychoon August 17, 2011

Acking

It is like hacking, but acking allows you to forklift cars into the water, Use your phone to drive the car out the water, hack everyone's phone to make sure they don't vote for Donald Trump, and even 3d print lethal weapons while making sure DEDSEC's enemies (I'm talking the NSA, the reptilians, their fierce competitors anonymous, and Donald Trump) doesn't find out.

The term was first coined in the watch dogs 2 world premiere announcement e3 2016. Some of the developers still aren't fully comfortable with the new term, but the creative director for watch dogs has already fully adopted acking into his vocabulary.

"It starts with reality...but in reality acking and people who break systems are pretty creative naturally."

"Why hack one when you can ack them all?"

by BRAM June 15, 2016

Amking

A giant, monster sized, universe shattering cock. Only available to two men in the whole world, who go by the name of Steve and Alex

I wish i had an Amking like Al and Steve.

I'm gonna slap you with my Amking

by Stevie Baby April 16, 2005

asking for it

The original name of the group A Fire Inside, back when they first started. The name was changed around the time of the 'A Fire Inside EP'.

"Asking For It is not the same thing as A Fire Inside."

"Nope. Asking For It came first."

by A Loyal DF-er September 2, 2006

Arking

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

by brazileira444 June 27, 2016