Afghani Cum Torture

Much like Chinese Water Torture, however rather than water slowly dropping onto one's head, cum is, directly from another tortured person.

"Hey Steve, wanna come over and watch the Afghani Cum Torture going on in my basement?"

by seven rats in a corpse April 24, 2025

Afghani Pullout

When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.

She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout

by outlaww September 13, 2021

Afghani pullout

When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.

by Kriss Long September 9, 2021

Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Afghani Angry Birds

The Afghani Angry Birds is when you grab new-born muslim babies, strapped with explosives, and launch them via catapult at enemy infrastructure, ultimately creating a fun yet dangerous game of angry birds

"I got a new high-score at Afghani Angry Birds! I took down two skyscrapers!"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

Afghani Black Hawk

Sexual act in which, while penetrating your partner, you spin using your penis as a pivotal point, like a helicopter.

Crikey mate, I hit my Sheila with the Afghani Black Hawk this arvo, it was fire.

by Gulf War Doctor April 1, 2020