On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).
Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)
by inntheknow March 18, 2022
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noun
1. A person who actively supports and promotes the exploration and realization of potential opportunities and possibilities in various aspects of life, including personal development, career growth, and organizational success.
2. An individual who inspires, motivates, and empowers others to envision and pursue new beginnings, often through coaching, mentoring, or advisory roles.
Note: Unlike coaches, who typically focus on skill development and performance enhancement, or therapists, who address psychological issues and emotional healing, a Possibility Advocate emphasizes the discovery and pursuit of new opportunities and potential across various life domains.
noun
1. A person who actively supports and promotes the exploration and realization of potential opportunities and possibilities in various aspects of life, including personal development, career growth, and organizational success.
2. An individual who inspires, motivates, and empowers others to envision and pursue new beginnings, often through coaching, mentoring, or advisory roles.
Note: Unlike coaches, who typically focus on skill development and performance enhancement, or therapists, who address psychological issues and emotional healing, a Possibility Advocate emphasizes the discovery and pursuit of new opportunities and potential across various life domains.
Example: As a Possibility Advocate, she helps clients unlock their full potential and achieve their goals.
by Possibility Advocate June 20, 2024
Get the Possibility Advocate mug.Statists foisted a nolitionary experience of eating nattō onto agorist who happened to live within their borders; because there was a surplus of nattō because the government-subsidized nattō & there wasn’t enough demand for nattō despite the subsidizes. To eschew, the nattō from going bad -- the government decided to force its citizenry (and those who happened to live within their borders) to eat the surplus of nattō. The government made those they didn’t like to eat more nattō.
After months & months of the government forcing people to eat nattō against their will the anti-nolitionary advocates rose up to get rid of the government via a peaceful singing-revolution.
After months & months of the government forcing people to eat nattō against their will the anti-nolitionary advocates rose up to get rid of the government via a peaceful singing-revolution.
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 11, 2020
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