wayne

n00b, n00bular, n00btastic, n00b sauce

'Why does this song suck so bad?' - girl
'Cause Wayne's here.'

by maxiney January 18, 2008

wayne

The typical name for a chav pikey townie ned kev. Usually has a girlfriend called Sharron, lives on a council estate and drives either a Ford Escort or a Vauxhall Nova.

Barry: Hey Wayne, let's go cruising round town in our shitty car and shout at young skanky girls.
Wayne: Yeah nice one Barry, we're fucking ace!
Random Passer By: What a complete pair of chavs!

by Jim July 18, 2006

wayne

A scrawny, nerdy, caucasin male; obsessed with video games; wears computer humor shirts and shirts from the 80's to try and be cool and act ghetto. Also drives a 240sx, because he thinks it's cool and everyone else is doing it. Proceed with caution: shoot at first sight.

Boy: Hey, wanna com over and play video games?
Girl: Umm.. no thanks.
Other Boy: You're such a flip'n wayne. GOSH!

by not wayne July 18, 2006

Wayne

a narcotic relativly known as cocaine,
can also be called "Wayne"

let's go hit up our boi and get sum wayne.

by Country Wayne January 4, 2009

Wayne

One who's father has abandoned him/her, or one who doesn't have a father. Also a word to describe a person who is a tryhard at something.

"Chalen is such a Wayne, he literally never stops playing Fortnite."
"Yo Justin, where's your dad you Wayne."

by No Cap Yurd March 26, 2019

Wayne

A Chinese individual that somehow doesn't eat dogs, and is also a descendant of Bruce Wayne. He is also part of the Yakuza and a womanizer on top of that. Wayne is also a drunkard too.

When there's booze, there's a Wayne

by ChingaChingus May 1, 2023

Wayne

He is a guy who enjoys living in the each day, never forgetting about yesterday, and also never aware of tomorrow. Charming, great artist, kind-hearted, my soulmate. I wish he could have been a good dad, but hey no one is perfect! He does great tattoo work!! Miss you

Wayne: (Swervin' his ex's uncle's escort) "Hey, you know it's raining girl?? Can I give you a ride?"

Girl: "No thanks" (Long bus ride to and from the bank.)

Wayne: (Still driving around) I won't bite! Can I give you a ride?

The beginning of the end or the end of the beginning??? A or B

by U'NO September 26, 2011