Jackie Chan

The master of the world who can beat justin with 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 percent of his power. He is the greatest and will never be deafeated.
Jackie Chan is a God
by Master Jackie July 17, 2021
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Jackie Chan

To pull a Jackie Chan is to do a shit job
“Look at James pullin a Jackie Chan
by De9that September 13, 2020
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Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands
*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts
by Danno July 14, 2018
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When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake
Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys
by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021
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A gaming phrase that tells a pro to stop losing in an epic way.
Come on dude! Fight like a man Jackie Chan!! The noob is becoming better than you bro!! YEAH!!
by Rednerdyglassesgirl February 07, 2015
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When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.
I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.
by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021
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