Your Face

The ultimate comeback est. by Alex S. and by no means can be used by Alex C.

Person 1"Your Face"
Person 2"Your mom"
Person 1"your mom's face"

by Alex Seminario December 14, 2008

your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"

by mott July 19, 2005

Your Face

To be used in the beginning of the your mom/your face game; can be combined with a variety of other functions.

1: Your mom
2: Your moms face
1: Your moms face's face
2: Your moms second cousins pet monkeys proctologist
1: Your... proctologist's face

by Raynor10k March 20, 2005

your face

most brilliant insult in this whole wide world.

mom: turn off the light.
me: turn off YOUR FACE.

by kaylaFTW December 10, 2008

your face

Greatest of insults. Usable at any time!

S:what was that?
T:your face
S:oh, touché.

by zebraa bby July 10, 2007

your face

sometimes a hilarious and/or stupid comeback with no known comeback. added when youre being hit with good insults.

shmo-ur really ugly and stupid
shmo-hey what r u lookin at?
jo-YOUR FACE!!!!!! HAHAHA!! *runs off screaming*

#2
fred- yo! did you see that ugly guy today?
bob-yup
fred- oh yea? what did it look like?
bob-YOUR FACE! hahahaha!!!!
fred-ummm, no your face
bob- *already walking away* sure, dude the moments gone

#3
sally- *running away crying*
jeff- what you do to her man?
mike-uh, she saw YOUR FACE!!!!!! hahaha!!!

by l.h. November 21, 2006

to your face

To have something raw and straight to yourself.

Billy! You better drink that bottle to your face!

I just smoked 10 grams to my face!

by Goldspot April 30, 2008