yoghurt tubbin

another name for licking a girl out

"did you hear about dazza last night, he was seen yoghurt tubbin his mum outside KFC"

by tina von muff eater May 20, 2009

yoghurt suprise

while smashing a woman vigorously with your wombworm from behind, and begin to tingle like a paedo in madeline mccann, exclaim "baby im coming", "ooo yeah i wana cum on you baby", or even "wwwaaaaeeehhh on your arse love!". At this point, squirt, tip or pour depending on your general love-tap spray a portion of yoghurt on the small of her back, her arse or other point on the back of her body. She will then turn around, and at that point the suprise comes into effect, jam your chappie into her face and chafe away at the fella and spaff glorious amounts of man silk into her aghast face....shout "suprise!"

dude, the other night i was down doggy with mel when i decided to give her a yoghurt suprise...should have seen her face!

by donkeywillymassive October 30, 2008

yoghurt tube

same as yogurt tube

Does that mean you're back riding that yoghurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

yoghurt licker

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman

You’re such a yoghurt licker

by Oj88 December 12, 2017

Yoghurt rag

A way of cleaning up ones bollock yoghurt.

Don’t go in there Mam that’s where I keep my yoghurt rag.

by Richmond says.. July 6, 2018

Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot

“Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”

by Lurge October 5, 2020

Yoghurt Overlord

The ruler of all dairy. He’s the guy you go to with any kind of milky queries.

The omnipotent Fifa Pro Clubs CAM, matched only by ‘Keith’ and ‘The Gargoyle’ renown for the 4 bar screamer.

Goes about their daily business under a pseudonym that usually adopts the initials CM, can often be found frequenting the nightclubs of Essex

Liam: “Damn it, I don’t know whether to use Yoghurt or Creme to counter this chilli sauce”.

Danny: “Have you consulted the Yoghurt Overlord?”

Liam: “Nah where can I find them?”

Matt: “It’s past 9pm so Subby-Z is your best bet.”

by x427 October 12, 2021