Ya mum

When somebody says something really random, a fag normaly a twat, bastard, nerd, geek or just a dickface monkey dick, says: 'Yamum' this normaly means that the fag wants try and be funny, but blatently not.

God: Hello jesus, I would like to know somthink
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
Jesus: YAMUM!
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!

by Nick Cocchiarella the funny docker. December 24, 2007

Ya mum

Townies think it is the most feared insult in the world or a reply to everything. A common response if a townie says 'ya mum' is to laugh.

" shut up "
" don't worry about it, so's your mum"

by R*chxx June 29, 2004

ya mum

A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "Yo Mama" jokes which are just as bad.

Person 1 - Go fuck yourself.
Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1!

by shadow77110 November 30, 2006

ya mum

The corner worker that guy slept with last night ;)

by Anonymous November 11, 2002

ya mum

Just a common insult, over used, over rated.(british version)

Ya mum

by Gspong March 16, 2003

ya mum

where my dick lives

also where all my friends dicks live

'Dude, Where were you last night?'
'Ya Mum!'

by lickingofballs November 25, 2007

ya mum

A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.

timmy-u stink
me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks

and so on

by PF2111 December 25, 2007