ya mum 

A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "Yo Mama" jokes which are just as bad.

Person 1 - Go fuck yourself.
Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1!

ya mum by shadow77110 November 30, 2006

ya mum 

The corner worker that guy slept with last night ;)

ya mum by Anonymous November 11, 2002

ya mum 

Just a common insult, over used, over rated.(british version)

Ya mum

ya mum by Gspong March 16, 2003

ya mum 

where my dick lives

also where all my friends dicks live

'Dude, Where were you last night?'
'Ya Mum!'

ya mum by lickingofballs November 25, 2007

ya mum 

A hilarious insult that me and my friends say constantly, people say that there is no come back but there is.

timmy-u stink
me-ya mum stinks
timmy-ya mums dad stinks
me-ya mums dads family stinks
timmy-ya mums dads familys face stinks
me-your mums dads familys faces mum stinks

and so on

ya mum by PF2111 December 25, 2007

ya mum 

gay bastard on a bridge

Ya mum

ya mum by ya mumnation October 26, 2003

ya mum 

you mum is gay

"Your Mum Is Gay"

ya mum by jason May 30, 2004