weedilito

A small piece of marijuana found commonly on car seats, couches, beds, drawers, pockets, floor, or anywhere else you may be careless with your chiba.

"Dude, WEEDILITO!"

"Yeah, I wasn't gonna smoke, but then we found some weedilitos on my floor and it was on!"

"Yo quero weedilito?"

by chris.com October 22, 2006

Weed Wizard

Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.

"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"

"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"

by happyfuntiem June 26, 2019

Weediac

Someone who gets stonned or "High" everyday.

Word creator - DaddyEzy

Hey He is a weediac.
Hey I am a weediac

by Weediac March 9, 2020

Tapia Weed

The best herb in the michiana area. If you aren't smoking Tapia weed you probably know it. Tapia weed is known to be sour diesel, jack herer, grand daddy purp, skush and the like.

Damn dude... is this that Tapia weed?

Fuck that... ill just go get some Tapia weed!

by fathomz July 19, 2009

stress weed

The type of weed buds that contain stems, sticks, seeds. Basically it is the lowest-end quality type of cannabis you can consume.

Back in the day we didn't have any money, so all we could smoke was stress weed. You could hear the seeds popping.

by DollaSign20 April 3, 2017

Dice Weed

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020

Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”

"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."

by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016