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i came in like a wrecking ball 

A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells
Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....

Alaska Wrecking-ball 

When you smack a female with your ballsack.
"Dude you should of seen her face when I gave her an Alaska Wrecking-ball"
Alaska Wrecking-ball by mrballman August 16, 2011

texas wrecking ball 

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o
dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye
texas wrecking ball by daswagsack December 6, 2011

Rusty wrecking ball 

A sexual act involving stuffing your testicles up your anus during a blowjob only to violently fart them out and swing them forward at your partner's chin and or mouth at the point of orgasm.
I gave her the old rusty wrecking ball after she sucked me off.

tennessee wrecking ball

you swing naked, making sure your man meat is face level with the person you intend to hit.
last week, i told my friend to come out on the balcony of my apartment, when got out there, i swung down and gave him a Tennessee wrecking ball.

asian wrecking ball

1. N. an asian person driving a car

2. N. sexually: the same as when any other person performs any variation of the wrecking ball but with much less incurred damage/effect, or any referral to an asians pitiful balls
"holy shit that car was swerving in and out of 3 lanes, ran a red light, then stopped in the middle of the road for no reason right in front of me and whoever is driving is too short to see my middle finger. another god damned asian wrecking ball."

female friend 1: "so, you finally slept with jue jing ping-pong lingaling??"
female friend 2: "yea it was terrible. all i could feel was his nut sack tapping my thighs like a little asian wrecking ball."