A market place and individual vendors that follow around large music festivals or jam band tours. These individuals sell items, such as t-shirts, food, beer, and souvenirs to concert goers to support themselves while they travel around to various shows. It is not uncommon to sell illegal items, such as Ketamine or Molly, at these shows. Generally these individuals can be defined as wooks due to their unkempt appearances.
I was a a GIANT EDM music festival and instead of buying a Tame Impala T-Shirt at a licensed vendor, I bought one from some wook in the parking lot. I supported the wook economy!!
by Senor Dank Nugs September 15, 2021
The wook flu is when you get sick after going to a festival usually longer than 2 days and you come back sick because all the drugs you ingested mixed with the lack of sleep lowers your immune system and you get sick.
by Soundsgoodman October 14, 2019
Instead of i'd fuck, wook is used between freinds to say just that.
without being victim to the 'evil eye' a girl can give u.
without being victim to the 'evil eye' a girl can give u.
by phantom March 06, 2005
A wook that looks like your friend but is not your friend.
Seeing some spunion on lot from afar that you think is one of your kids but then you get there and realize its someone else that just has the same length dreadies and same color t-shirt/hoodie/baja on.
Seeing some spunion on lot from afar that you think is one of your kids but then you get there and realize its someone else that just has the same length dreadies and same color t-shirt/hoodie/baja on.
Yo brah i thought I saw my kid Turtle that had all that work for me but when I chased him down it ended up just being a wook-a-like...Damnit, no work for me, can I get a schwilly off that balloon?
by MoneyStashTimberHos June 12, 2009
Symptoms include halitosis, red eyes, malodorous scent, general malaise, decreased verbal engagement (usually only grunts), absent (to non) mindedness, dry mouth, and dreams with themes from phish lyrics.
when a non wook spends time on tour and due to hugging and hanging out with lots of sweaty people, breathing in smoke of all kinds (2nd or 1st hand), lack of sleep and car travel results in a sickness that is only on phish tour, that sickness is wook flu
by ocelotocelot August 17, 2010
A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.
Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
by Servio90 September 09, 2019