The epitome of cool and/or extreme.
by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014
The oposite of straight edge.
by GlamTrash December 28, 2010
When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.
I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey
by crude but true September 20, 2010
by alibuz January 12, 2021
wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.
Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”
Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)
by hotgirlfriendofcole May 6, 2022
wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.
by Emma_ty😚 April 19, 2020
When you sit at the lunch table 5th period eat coppola chicken and a wardy bar you house three bananas and then go yank for 20 minutes in the BR. `
by Acecutlets March 5, 2012