Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.
by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012
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by Atren Graves August 11, 2010
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There has been enough recent video proof of the wolverine's existence in the state of Michigan, by the Department of Conservation, and the mainstream news media, to substantiate the pioneer's proclamation of Michigan as the Wolverine State (especially as compared to the rest the "Lower 48").
The wolverine is a slow runner compared to many animals its size, but, it has extreme endurance and can run down just about anything over the vast, wide open tundra of the Great North. The wolverine simply chases until its intended victim collapses from exhaustion.
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