Wittenberg

A small quiet town with no stop lights, but with plenty of bars to visit. Usually sluts come out of this area, but only the girls that were born there. Assholes also are born from this area. But for the most part a nice place to live. As long as you don't mind having your business known by everyone!

Sign ahead reads Wittenberg 1mile BLINK shit did we just pass it, whatever oooh look a slut!!

by the bitch down the block April 7, 2011

WITTLE THISTER

YOUNGER SIBLING.

MY WITTLE THISTER IS GOING WITH ME TO THE STORE.

by BIG BROTHER7 June 10, 2010

counter-witticism

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005

pacey witter

Has BIG dick energy, that boy is fine. Oh got dam man do fine. Whooo

Pacey witter has BIG dick energy. Amen preach sis

by Pacey witter is March 23, 2021

Rick Witter

n. Rhyming Slang Shitter. From lead singer of York-based indie band Shed Seven meaning:

1. Toilet

2. Arse

Alternative: Gary Glitter

1. He had to get to the Rick Witter fast after that vindaloo.
2. I bet that Elton John takes it up the Rick Witter.

by Witter September 14, 2011

Wittenberg University

A highly prestigious liberal arts university in Springfield, Ohio known for hot girls, excessive amounts of alcohol, relentless parties, bar crawls, and anything else that doesn't have to do with getting an education.

I go to Wittenberg University.

by yuder September 10, 2005

Writtier

A way of describing how a writer sounds when writing about what is happening in a literary work. Such as when describing juxtaposition, content, wording, or imagery, or other jargon.

I would write something writtier here, but I will get get nightmares from juxtaposing Angela in a swimsuit to the man with the happy trail and beer gut.

by Alanimal February 22, 2010