whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.
Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!
by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005
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whopper

An Italian who acts black.
For a white person it would be wigger. For an Italian it would be whopper.
It is the combination of the two derogatory names for the Italian and African-American races, whop and nigger.
Look Luigi's wearing a doorag! What a whopper.
by Texas Menace January 08, 2007
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whopper

a fat girl who eats too much and looks like a whopper from mcdonalds.

eats wayyyyy to many of them.

wears tight graphic t shirts and soffes and makes ppl want to throw up.

likes fat boys.
is fat.
fat fat.
FAT FAT FAT!
Whoa, look at that whopper!

has she lost weight?

noo, i think shes gained weight.

omg yeah ur right! shes soon gonna need her own zip code!

wait, she already has one!

OH GEEZ! i dnt wanna go there, u could get eaten!

ok, lets send mickey!

ok! ALL IS WELL.
by whopperh8rzzz July 11, 2008
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Whoppering

The act of having a wet dream, usually on accident, while sleeping in the same bed as another male.
Bro, last night I totally whoppered while sharing the bed with Mathis. I don't think he knows I was Whoppering.
by Arocklobsta January 11, 2012
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whopper

a tough, tricky or suspenseful situation
Me: "How did the cops not get you for driving blazed?"
Co-worker: "Trust me, I've been in some whoppers"
by ash0ppingcart April 23, 2010
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Whopper BK

The ultimate, unbelievably horrible buzzkill. Something you do not want to experience after smoking.

See also: BK Broiler, BK Backporch Griller, BK Backporch Broiler, BK Burger Shot
Being arrested last night was a Whopper BK.

Wow, I'll bet. But don't BK me right now with this story man.
by Smollie October 22, 2009
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Whopper Dungeon

A Whopper Dungeon is the ascended state of a fat introverted nerd's bedroom after they've spent a period of over 10 hours gaming within it's walls
"Hey Trav, can you clean your bedroo-" "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH MOM, this is no bedroom. It's a Whopper Dungeon now"
by Dugo Ovaries April 17, 2019
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