Jehovah's Witness Apostate

A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.

Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"

by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013

Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They?

Goto Watchtower.org, JW-Media.org and JW.org to learn more.

Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.

by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010

one of Jehovah's Witnesses

The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.

He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

interrogating the witness

Yet another word for masturbation.

I walked in on my roommate while he was interrogating the witness.

by M. Johnson March 14, 2007

Jehovas witness protection program

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

witness the fitness

oi check out the hottie over there

<hot guy walks in room>

girl says: witness the fitness

by sexy mofos June 10, 2005

Witness Brotection Brogram

When a Bro disappears because he is hanging out with a girlfriend, family member or blames missing hanging out with other bros on work.

If they are missing precious Broments they are officially in the Witness Brotection Brogram.

Bro 1: I haven't seen Nick in a week, and he hasn't texted me back.
Bro 2: Ever since he started dating Jen, he has been in the Witness Brotection Brogram and has been so lame.
Bro 1: I'm heart BRO-ken.

by Tar 2750 January 18, 2010