Whitey 

Being drunk and stoned at the same time.

shit, i pulled a whitey last night

Whitey by Jimmy January 19, 2004

WHITEY 

Artist who goes by the real name of Nathan Joseph White and stage name of WHITEY.
Artist whose Albums include: Canned Laughter, The Light at the End of the tunnel is a Train, Great Shakes.
Artist whose music seduces the ears and infects the body with dance-omania

Dude, is that God's voice I hear?" "No men, that is the epic sound of WHITEY

WHITEY by Godot. May 1, 2011

Whitey 

One who is of a pale white complexion, and very awkward at times.

He is such a whitey...

Whitey by TheGing July 5, 2011

whitey 

Verb - The action of cutting oneself vigorously while screaming like a banshee on steroids.

Person - Crazy cracker who pisses on cars and see's things. Known to have severe ADD and is prone to pulling artificial Whitey's for the sake of stuff. Also is the amazing entrepeneur who has made the anal cough lozenge.

That Bitch made me so mad i had to pull a Whitey

whitey by The WHITEY November 9, 2008

Whitey 

A cat who is not all white,likes to eat cobe webs, loves attention and also loves to eat her cat treats

That cat is such a Whitey!

Whitey by BritBunny December 4, 2007

Whitey 

refers to a skinny back stabbing friend with no balls

John - Hey did you hear what jeremy did to me the other day?
Brett - No, what did he do?
John - He stole my girlfriend and kicked me out
Brett - Hes such a Whitey

Whitey by DivineDragon August 4, 2009

Whitey 

A very generous man that lives in the town of Dukesberry. Often hated upon by David Stone and the rest of the town.

Whitey: Your honor if it pleases the court I'd like to make a statement.

Stone: Shut your motherfucking mouth you freakin hairy ass pussy suckin' scumbag (song starts).

Whitey by Justingraziano October 17, 2008