whitey

a word a black person can NEVER say while a white person is present or they will be beat down. But they say it with fellow black people.

White person #1: Yo my whitey, wut up.

White person #2: Whiteeeey! Shit! Ya shudda been at my crib last night. This whitey was all up in my shit, man. I said ya betta chill out whitey or I'm gonna fuck you up. Shit, that whitey pulled out a knife, and I knocked that whitey down to da ground and beat the fuck outta that whitey. Shit. No whitey pulls that shit in my crib. Real talk.

Black person overhearing: "Whitey?"

White person #1: What tha fuck you say, bitch?

White person #2: That nigga called us whitey!

White person #1: He ain't gonna be callin nobody nuthin in a minute!

Black person: What the fuck? What the hell's goin on here?

(Cue Twilight Zone music)

by Whitey1 December 19, 2007

whitey

When someone vomits whilst been high on canabis

"You dare throw a whitey!"
"Im gonna whitey"

by dyn0 January 29, 2004

whitey

to be sick, usually because of too much alcohol/drugs

Haha nicole whitied on New Years eve!

by carly January 24, 2004

whitey

The name of my albino gerbil.

aawwwww. look at the sleeping gerbil!

by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004

Whiteies

Vanilla Brownies. They are White instead of Brown.

Warped insisted that I call them Whiteies.

by Panda Revolution December 2, 2009

whitey

a boy that is so perfect that the only physical imperfection he has is that girls hang off his ankles so he cant walk properly. loves himself and knows he is perfect.

Blad u is a whitey

by Chris Summersell March 31, 2004

whitey

Vomiting all over the place after excessive alcohol consumption.

'Here, Mark just whitey'd everywhere!'

by Patricia April 28, 2004