by DRUNK Sloth November 21, 2015
Get the Whiskey Sweats mug.A whiskey turn is performed by a driver having left the bar / a party while not completely hammered, far to drunk to drive and does so anyway, and either under steers or over steers a turn and hits an object, usually a sign or curb, due to being drunk.
The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.
Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn
The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.
Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn
Me and joe went to the bar to celebrate his new promotion at work and he drank 8 beers in 2 hours. On the way home I watched him take a whiskey turn and smash a sign and break off his mirror. I laughed, because I know his wife is gonna kick his ass for driving drunk.
by Chinookpilot69 December 10, 2020
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by ever,greatest November 23, 2009
Get the whiskey hotel mug.The overused voice command in the game Fistful of Frags where you say it after killing someone
(It was supposed to be like "Medic!"in tf2)
(It was supposed to be like "Medic!"in tf2)
by PsThWh November 21, 2015
Get the pass the whiskey mug.An occurrence during oral intercourse where long, viscous lines of saliva span from the genitals of the receiver to areas on, in, and around the mouth of the performer. Essential for women to perform barber poles* on their male partners.
*see barber pole
*see barber pole
After rimming Susan for ten minutes, Westley pulled back as liquid whiskers extended from his lips and chin to her anus.
by PerverseWriter October 27, 2004
Get the liquid whiskers mug.A saying any Phangirl or Phanboy would know. It comes from when two YouTubers, Danisnotonfire (aka Daniel Howell), and AmazingPhil (aka Phil Lester) made a collab Q/A where they draw cat whiskers on their faces with black marker. This series, only happening once a year, is named Philisnotonfire, as a mix of their internet names at the time. This phrase was coined up by them or some fans. "The whiskers, they come from within" is even on a few items of merch that they sell.
Girl while watching a Philisnotonfire video: Oh my God the whiskers they come from within! (She feels the whiskers in herself)
by Nikithebleachcannon July 4, 2017
Get the the whiskers they come from within mug.I wish my boyfriend would have trimmed his colon whiskers before I buried my tongue in his ass.
I really need to manicure my colon whiskers, when I don't, I tend to rip them out when wiping my ass.
I really need to manicure my colon whiskers, when I don't, I tend to rip them out when wiping my ass.
by Elliot Lauris Marie September 1, 2018
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