The Wheelchair

A talking wheelchair who's after Eh Steve and is voiced by Bubs.

I'm gonna get you Eh Steve if it's the last thing I dooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

by Stiffy May 1, 2004

Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.

Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009

american wheelchair

1. Vehicle used for short trips to the local store, easily within walking distance for healthy adults.
2. A car.

Shannon's lazy ass is taking her American Wheelchair to the Circle K for the third time today.

by kudayta July 6, 2006

wheelchairjunkie

A person who uses a wheelchair, but has no hang-ups about it.

That wheelchairjunkie was chillin on the dance floor at the club.

by Lil Rick March 24, 2004

wheelchair anarchist

(n.) A person, usually male between the ages of 25 and 50 (but often over 50) who believes the government is out to get him. Constantly complains, whines and makes false and slanderous comments about politicians, owns several firearms, and vehemently anti-nazi, and will blindly follow any cause to the death, unaware of the eventual consequences of thier cause prevailing (which they know it never will). Believes that thier lack of education and hatred for 'the rich' and 'the authorities' is compensated by thier age, experience, stubborn beliefs, "common sense", ignorance of past statistics (though they often manipulate facts and figures to suit thier cause) and the fact that they can convince children of thier beliefs. Schooled in any arguement by even teenagers who actually know what they are talking about, and are learnéd in the matter. When beaten in a debate by a much younger person, they will claim that the person has been 'reading too many magazine that are full of what THEY want you to hear', which basically means you are smarter than they are, but they will claim everything you said is a lie because you have attained it from an unreliable source.

The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).


Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.

"If the government wants my guns, they can take my ammunition first" said the wheelchair anarchist before rolling off 100 more cliché catchphrases.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

russian wheelchair

A male sitting in a chair while a female proceeds to do a backflip from a ledge onto your balls and then shoves a hotpocket in your mouth

Bruh, me and Sally did the Russian wheelchair last night! The chair is broke but still!!!

by SirFartquad June 7, 2016

Wheelchair

A type of hybrid cannabis. A very peculiar breed. Effects are much more strong and different than regular mids.

Hook me up with some of that wheelchair.

by P huNgy October 29, 2003