The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.
Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse

Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?
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1. (n.) A phrase that originates from a line spoken by Jim Carrey in the 1994 film "Dumb and Dumber" now often used to describe the act of slowly (or rapidly) excising a person from a group of friends. Reasons may vary and can include overwhelming stench, ending a relationship with a group member, or simply becoming an annoyance to group members.

2. (n.) An award given to a person who has previously been excised from a group in this way.
Man, we really gave Nina the Welp, See Ya Later after she acted like a bitch during that camping trip.
by Norberrrrrt April 11, 2007
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When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.
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1). showing someone else something you have previously referred to

2). acceptance that you are near an end of something you have lost control over

3). A phrase used before stating something that will happen when something else happens
1). welp, this is it (phrase), the rock you so desperately wanted to see
2). welp, this is it (phrase); we are going to die huh?
3). welp, this is it (phrase), just one more enemy before the final boss
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a term used by white dyslexic mothers who think they’re clever, most commonly used in reference to domestic animals or when confused with another, similar sounding term
Look honey, the dog is welping!”
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