Wedge

Anyperson who masturbates excessively, causeing chafing of the skin and arousal by virtually all members of the opposite sex.

Alex, youre such a Wedge! i heard what you do every night in front of the computer.

by TheLunchTable11 April 29, 2011

wedge

A fat Cunt. Selfish. Often an only child.

Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge

by GOD November 11, 2006

wedge

A single sheet of toilet paper folded twice, then while your still on the can and your anus is still flexed out, you place the paper(using your middle finger)at your asshole. As you stand your paper will get sucked up and stay there to prevent soil all day, or at least till full.

To prevent chaffing, use a wedge.

by your mom inc July 29, 2006

wedge

A high heeled platform shoe

No, you can't borrow my wedges

by Bridgette March 4, 2004

wedge

Alternate term for wedgie

When I was younger, my big brother used to give me a killer wedge every day. I hate that bastard.

by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

Wedged

This word has two meanings.

1. Meaning a full belly of food.
2. Can be used to describe someone who is wealthy, because their wallet resembles the shape of a wedge.

1. Good dinner mom, my belly is fully wedged.

2. That dude has bank yo, his wallet is wedged.

by Quentin Daniel August 4, 2006

The Wedge

1. a person whose presence reminds one of a wedgie
2. a person who invokes extreme discomfort and cannot be disposed of gracefully

"Damn! The Wedge is here!"
"Run before it's too late!"

by Erik and Brian January 22, 2004